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Summit of the Old Gods
by Great Yu
In an era where everyone venerates the gods, Lu Ran, a high school junior, reveres a mysterious being brought to him.From then on,the mortal realm gained a wandering believer.Gods fend off demons with slick maneuvers, exhibiting flamboyant skills unique in their own right, whilst Lu Ran knows deep down that he is genuinely a devout follower!The story begins in an old residential building...
OLD-WORLD EXTRA
by GoldenStache
{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death}'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read.That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into.The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow...As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death.It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation.—In this post-apocalyptic world, …
Crashing into an Old Flame
by Auroraaa
"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Bobby's Old Man
by A.C. Katt
Keith Anderson is in love with Bobby Michaels. Unfortunately Keith, with their fifteen year age difference, thinks he’s too old for Bobby. The two start as “friends with benefits,” but Keith dumps Bobby when it turns serious, leaving Bobby broken-hearted.<br><br>When tragedy strikes and Bobby needs Keith, he steps up to support his lover. But Bobby lacks trust in Keith and everything around him. Can Keith convince Bobby that this time is for real, or will the two lovers never reconcile?
SO OBSESSED
by Favour Stephen5651
What if they are real? Will it be weird to find out?There are times you feel so eager to know if something is real. Sometimes you go extra miles to get what you're looking for.And other days you'll find yourself doubting.Before you know it, you're confused.When you sit down to think it through, you finally realize that everything is just a myth...We all have different stages of beliefs and obsession, you could be obsessed with books, games, movies etc...But what happens when your obsession shift…
Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman
by Nizaaah
During this time she had always been a great shaman who was invincible. One day, a young man attacks her, but when she casts magic on that foreign youth, her magic doesn't work at all. As a result, Lian Sheng lost badly! She lay dying on the ground with her body covered in blood.Footsteps could be heard getting closer to her, it seemed like it was the foreign youth!"You are very old, Granny. I think you have had enough fun with all the crimes you have committed. Now is the time to go to hell!"Af…
SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR
by Johana_AC
Sarah is a girl who falls in love with her best friend Chris but his love wasn't enough to prevent Sarah come out to broken heart only by a simple misunderstanding.Years later they both meet again.What would happen if they decide to take another chance?But a tragedy happens that prevents their happy ending of so close it was...
So I'm a Spider, So What?
by Asara_Catboy
I'm gonna survive-just watch me!I was your average, everyday high school girl, but now I've been reborn in a magical world...as a spider?! Wait-this isn't how these stories are supposed to go! Can I get a do-over? ...No? But how am I supposed to survive in this big, scary dungeon as one of the weakest monsters? It's "every spider for herself " in here! I gotta figure out the rules to this QUICK, or I'll be kissing my short second life goodbye...---------------------------------------------------…
And So It Begun
by HairySquid
Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . .SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men …
Dear Momma
by Abigail_uchechukwu_9058
Dear momma....I am a year older than you today,I have a loving family,I'm successful writer,I got married to the love of my life...lol,I think I did more than you did in your life time....but am in the hospital today just like you....lol....at least I lived a year older than you....This book is going to be me baring my soul to you....taking you through the journey of life I went through.... letting you in on my darkest secrets...I hope we all learn a thing or two from it.We are all looking for p…
MOMMAS BOY
by June_Thirteen
Ate, kuya.. Ina..Ganyan lang ang nararamdaman nina Chari at Clint sa umpisa. Nagsasama at umaarte ng walang malisya kahit pa sa harap ng iba. Masaya sila sa piling ng isa't-isa na habang tumatakbo ang panahon ay mas lalo pang napapalapit. Ngunit..Hindi inakalang isang araw ay matatagpuan nila na higit pa pala sa turingang ginagawa ang ninanais na nila. Pagsasaluhan ang bawat sandaling magpapainit sa kanila at ililihim lahat sa iba.Ngunit dahil sa kapusukan ng binata ay masisira lahat.At doo'y li…
Little momma
by new_chyna
"I'm pregnant"muttered Emmy, legs clutched against her bosom, forehead on her knees, quivering and shaking senselessly from her sobbing.Pregnant at 16, preparing for college, how will Emerson Sunders announce to her family and friends that she is expecting a baby? How will she announce to her boyfriend Jason that they're parents to become?Will their love be strong enough to keep them together and united to overcome the judgemental reaction of the society and of the students in the school they bo…
Yo Soy Dios
by Newtherkami
Hace 500 millones de años.Periodo Cámbrico.Dios descendió sobre la tierra bárbara más antigua y los mares primitivos.Él es el principio de todo, creó la sabiduría y la vida, es el Creador de todos los seres vivientes.Con el paso del tiempo, las historias se convierten en Epopeyas, las Epopeyas en Mitos y finalmente los Mitos quedan enterrados con los años.Pero...Sólo Dios es Eterno.***Descargo de responsabilidad: todos los personajes, escenarios, etc. públicamente reconocibles son propiedad de s…
Reincarnated as a Jade Beauty?! [OLD]
by DaoistDumbledore
Everything was going well for him: a well-earning job, a car, a home, but then he was tossed into a world of immortals, in the body of Jade Beauty of all things!-------Hello, there. I'd written this novel a while back and only recently picked it up again, and decided to post it.I write mostly for fun, so uh... I can guarantee no update consistency. I will try to post 3 to 4 chapters a week, but again, I can't guarantee anything.PS: This is a Gender Bender work. If you dislike that, this is not f…
Not So Demon
by anlaS0
“Don’t forget me never,” A man spoke while crying on her lap. Floriana smiled and strokes his black hair using her last energy to speak she said, “Let us meet one hundred years later.” With her last breath, he held his cries in but couldn’t when he saw a tear dropped from her eyes. A hundred years passed. Hearts are broken and reunited. But is the identity she thinks about herself are true? Is she the daughter of the Angel Lord? or is she someone forgotten from the world? A romance sparks betwee…
The Awaken: New Old World
by LietzL
Suddenly, the whole world goes into a state of coma without explanation, when Gabriel, a boy of only 17 years old wakes up, he finds himself practically in a new world with mythical creatures and magic.